Attention all Endor residents:Do not leave children unattended in the forest zones. Although they appear to be cute and cuddly, Ewoks are in fact very dangerous animals. They enjoy the taste of human flesh, and have been known to cook Imperial children at their campfire parties in the past. If you happen to encounter a wild Ewok, do not toy with it. Do not give it candy, and do not try to pet it. Many Stormtroopers have perished assuming them to be harmless woodland creatures. Dispose of it quickly with a blaster shot to the head or notify you local Stormtrooper unit. Thank you.