Friday, June 09, 2006

The World of Tom Vu

Those close to me know that informercials are like sweet candy for my soul. All I can say is thank the late night TV gods for Tommy Vu. If there was an emperor of make money fast scams, Tom Vu would be a prime candidate if it wasn't for his incredible lack of English skills. I can't even begin to say how much I've learned from this man..For example, he is the one that taught me that the wealthy enjoy fantastic luxuries such as playing Backgammon with bikini clad women:

But most importantly, he showed me that all the people trying to keep me down are losers, and that being a millionare is paramount in life. I can only hope that one day I too have a "waterfall" in front of my estate. Long Live Tommy Vu.

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