Super Paintball Nerd

One of the main reasons I never play paintball is because of the people who take it way to seriously. I would hate to go drop 40 bucks just to have some nerd in a camo hammock hanging from a tree light me up from a quarter mile away. So who are these nerds, you ask? People like this guy:

Jesus Christ. I am so not ready for "The Defender". A whole new breed of paintball dork has just been spawned. Check out more pics HERE.