Killa Kella, Beatbox Jedi

Labels: beatbox

Lebowski Action Figures

Labels: Lebowski, The Dude, Walter

Chess To The Max

Labels: Extreme, stop, you're doing it wrong

Bill O'Reilly Vs. "I Like Turtles Kid"

Labels: turtles

Two Fisted Justice

Labels: gif

JakeAndAmir.com: Barely Even Comedy

Labels: Comedy

Everything's Better with Chimps

The Chimp Channel was one of the best TV shows to grace the airwaves in the 90's and someone finally put a few clips on youtube.

If only, Lucas had done all of the Prequels with chimps.

Labels: monkeys, spoofs, star wars

What Did The 5 Fingers Say To The Face?

Slap!!!! God this game is nerdcrack. I feel dirty inside for enjoying this so much. The premise: some Anime-inspired game where you slap, or get slapped. I love it like fat kids love cake. FYI: Level three lady was a total bitch, but my slaps were like bang bang and she was like ow..so I win.

Labels: Slap happy slappiness

Picture Of The Day

Labels: dopplegangers

No Surrender, No Retreat: The Training Montage

Labels: 1980's, bandannas, fight montages, hot ice cream on lap action

Time for Monkey Rehab

Labels: Drugs, monkeys

Eddie Van Halen Kills Nazis With His Awesomeness

Labels: radical nazi killing 80's soloing

Post No Bills

Human Pixels Melted My Frontal Lobes

Labels: humans acting like godamned robots

Fire Just Makes Them Stronger

Labels: ninja

Jedis Hate The Elderly

Labels: Jedis, old people

Poor Virgil...

Labels: Wrestling

Cosby Vs. Troy

Labels: Cosby, Troy

Ice Cold Hitler

Just to warn you, this clip is a 45 minute documentary. I'm posting it because it's given me the hebegebes like nothing else. These people used the most cutting edge science they could find to call forth the ghost of Hitler. The most chilling part to me is how many times the old Nazi said "wunderbar." I also felt ill at ease watching him smile at puppies and young children. The filmmakers know how to play up the drama with a particularly alien soundtrack.

Labels: documentary, Hitler

Shampoo that Sells Itself

It's not hard to figure out why "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific" Shampoo isn't around any more. Someone incorporated a slang expiration date into the title.

The funny thing about this ad is that it's pretty much the same way that I met my girlfriend. Crowding up on her in science class and smelling her hair. It's a patented move of mine that no one thinks is the least bit creepy. That girl has a smile that says it all. And by "saying it all", I mean that it's actually saying, "I'm uncomfortable."

This idea should really have been extended to other products such as "Yes. I Am Gay" hair gel and "Ummm. I'm Not Gay" aftershave.

(ad via stuck in the 70s)

Labels: 1970's, shampoo

One Smoke Ring to Rule them All

The physics behind smoke rings or "vortex rings" is pretty straight forward and enables even you to construct a smoke ring machine.

Labels: cool, DIY

Untitled J.J. Abrams Project

Did anyone catch the trailer for the new Untitled J.J. Abrams Project before Transformers?
It looks very interesting.
There are a few viral/teaser sites for it now.
Apparently it might be called Cloverfield

http://www.1-18-08.com/

http://www.ethanhaaswasright.com/

Tip: Look to the stars for help.

And another one... a blog setup to prove that thus guy Ethan is, actually, wrong http://ethanhaaswaswrong.blogspot.com/

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr

+4 strength, +4 stam, leather belt!!!!!

Labeled as Ventrilo Harassment on YouTube, you could liken this to the Jerky Boys of on-line gaming. And now for a little background in this to make it oh so much better.

A Ventrilo server, or a vent server, is a server that allows you to have voice conversations while you play your on-line games. This particular one (there are a lot of other great ones out there too, just do a search for Ventrilo Harassment) was done in World of Warcraft. +4 strength, +4 stam(ina), leather belt is the most basic configuration you could have at the beginning of the game, basically what you start with. It is NOTHING to get all extra excited about… and with that in mind… sit back and enjoy the original video that spawned a mini viral movement with this and the obligatory ytmnd page that any viral entity worth its weight must have.

(thanks Gavin)

WORST SONG EVER!

OK. Where do we begin?

First of all the song is called "Behind The Cow". The title is a clue to the level of coherence throughout the rest of the song.

In a need to state the obvious, this song was clearly not written by anyone with any understanding of the English language. But that by itself does not make this the worst song ever (OK maybe worst song ever is a little harsh, but it does grate on the nerves) , although it helps… about half way through, for no reason at all, Fatman Scoop comes in accompanied with a new beat that is COMPLETELY off rhythm.

It is almost as if the Fatman Scoop part was recorded for something else, never used and then purchased for cheap and used in this song. Apparently this song was huge in Europe. Scooter was also the genius that brought us, “I’m Raving, I’m Raving.”

Picture Of The Day

Labels: the future

Walk It Out, Fosse

Labels: choreography, dance mashups

I Feel This Way Every Time I Use Computers

Labels: computers

Straight Shooter

Is it too much to hope that this is a scene from the new Transformers movie?

Labels: movies, transformers

Transformers: The M4H Movie Review

Labels: movies, transformers

Ghostbusters Vs. Steve Irwin

Labels: Ghostbusters, Steve Irwin

Kahn Vs. Waldo

Labels: Kahn, Waldo

Brimley Wars

Labels: diabeetus

Pirates for Jesus

Almost makes a body feel sorry for the old red devil. I'm also a little confused about the concept of Christian Pirate Puppets. Are they pirates in order to get some kind of street cred that regular christian puppets don't? Whoever created these clearly didn't understand the fundamentals of pirating. Rape, murder and pillage for Jesus!

Labels: WTF

More Robots!

In keeping with the theme, since this holiday weekend is all about scary robots, here's another Chemical Brothers video from their last album that had me looking over my shoulder....

Labels: chemical brothers, creepy, robots, Sci Fi, Techno

Soundwave: You Got the Touch!

Two of my favorite things, together at last: Transformers and Boogie Nights! In honor of the release of the Michael Bay explosion-filled-snizz-fest being released tomorrow, I thought it only proper to check in with our favorite "1st Generation" Transformers who didn't get a call-back for this summer's blockbuster...Clearly, Soundwave is having a tough time in this age of iPods and digital media...

Labels: analogue, more than meets the eye, movies, robots, soundwave, toys, transformers

the Chemical Brothers - Do It Again

This video is amazing (and it doesn't hurt that the song gets in your head). It's your classic "liberating rave music freeing people's minds" tale with a twist. The Chemical Brothers have remained relevant for 12 or 13 years, which is no small feat in today's ADD, fractured music scene.

Bonus Coverage: Here's a killer mashup vid of another dope Chemical Brothers song with some Crouching Raver Hidden Dragon shit.

Labels: Electro, kung fu, martial arts, mashup, Music, ninja, remix

Macho Man: Protector Of America

Labels: Macho Man

Pharoahe Monch - Body Baby

Labels: hip hop, pharoahe monch

Magnetic Fields Forever

Part preacher, part scientist, and part berserker rage, Grandpa John, is all infotainment. Add in a little unnecessary blue screen and you've got the next Bill Nye.

Labels: religion, science