Can I Kick It?

I have no idea what's happening in this video as I find myself incapable of paying attention to what this guy is saying while the swivel hips and short shorts crew does their bogey wogey thing. I wish that hypnotic dancing had something to do with soccer. The game would be three times as fun as it already is. Like, if a goal scored while doing this dance was worth two points or something.

(via boingboing)