Picture Of The Day

It must be noted that this crew of superstars get ultra-heavy awesome points for having the word "Boss" in their name. But I still have to get them. Clockwise, starting from the far left:

Meet Rolf, The charismatic front man (BKA the lead singer for Disco Killmeister, a house-infused Mötorhead tribute band), Janek on bass (famed receiver of two Nordic games master awards for excellence in horse-smash and mountain-screaming), a woman clearly being held in captivity by the other members of the band for purposes unknown, Gary Sinise's Danish half-brother Thorben Sinise on keys, part-time sniper and Mark Wahlberg impersonator Ansgar on lead guitar, and finally we have Halvor on Fondue. He's an Aquarius, enjoys masturbating to the musical stylings of the Bay City Rollers, and smells like cheese and hash.

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Another Tokusatsu WTF Moment

Tokusatsu..I can't fucking get enough of the stuff. The more recent stuff seems to be all Power Rangers type shows..but I personally prefer the older craptacular-giant-shitty-robots-from-the-70's style of program. Some of the old Toku classics are so awful that they go all the way around the back side of awful and actually transform into awesome. And if there's one thing Tokusatsu has plenty of, it's strangeness.

Check out this uber-weird FTW zen moment from an episode of "Fiveman" where instead of fighting in a traditional manner, the robots and monsters decide to "sing" each other into submission. What a brilliant and strange idea. Give me a team with Hanna Montana and the Jonas brothers and I'll raise the dead, make their ears explode, and kill them all over again.

Got Chairs?

As demonstrated on numerous occasions on this blog by the insightful commentary of Matty and Kid Dammit, wrestling fans are fucking die hard. Watch as this over-zealous audience gives these wrestlers exactly what they ask for.. and then some.

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(...and on a related note...It's still real to me, Dammit!)

Chiru is my drug of choice

No one can resist his power. Be it man, woman, child, man-child, sasquatch, alien, or robot. His gem studded jackets are made of shiny materialials obtained from parts unknown. His mustache makes Tom Selleck pee inside his Hawaiian capri pants with it's potent masculine power and implied authority. His disco lights are filled with something hypnotic that makes my mind feel like Hal 9000's when that astronaut guy pulls all his chips out. Le's face it. He's pretty great.

Star Wars Vs. Rush Hour

Thank you, giant robot overlord of the internet for blessing unemployed nerds with G4's and Final Cut Pro. Check out this sweet mashup of the Lando ROTJ scene with that totally Boss fish face guy mixed with a scene from "Rush Hour". This is best work Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan, or Billy Dee Williams have done in light years.

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Log Cabin Vacation Fail

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Jammin' on the One

Sprinkle treats on them

I'm The Goddamn Batman

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I Heart Computer.

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Stare into the Void

In the world of hacking the comics, there's a new game in town. Nietzsche Family Circus.



I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't literally a thousand ways to improve Family Circus.

Picture of the Day

I can't put my finger on it, but there's something not quite right about this scene.


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Boom Karate

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Go myself, It's your birthday

Aw, yeah.

Happy Birthday Recon

This birthday video was put together by someone for their friend April, but in the grand tradition of the internets in general, and Monkeys for Helping in particular, I'm just going to steal it and put Recon's name at the end instead (or I would if I was any good at video editing or computers or stealing things). So happy birthday from Joe Cocker and some dude named Jakepride (whose friend April didn't deserve this video tribute nearly as much as Recon!).