No one can resist his power. Be it man, woman, child, man-child, sasquatch, alien, or robot. His gem studded jackets are made of shiny materialials obtained from parts unknown. His mustache makes Tom Selleck pee inside his Hawaiian capri pants with it's potent masculine power and implied authority. His disco lights are filled with something hypnotic that makes my mind feel like Hal 9000's when that astronaut guy pulls all his chips out. Le's face it. He's pretty great.